A Google user
★★★
"I was watching barshens and they talked about this app it sounded amusing
and it was exactly what I thought it was. Wow it`s an interesting game and
you can definitely learn where cuts of meat come from if you`re wanting to
do that but sadly I don`t think it`s for me"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★
"This is some crazy weird sh!+! Original. I give em that."
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"Better than Zelda"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★
"Good fun, reminds me of what internet humor used to be, `the Buffy: vampire slayer Soundboard `and such other strokes of genius."
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"This game was the greatest. Best graphics, sounds, and idea ever. Jesus would give this 10/10."
A Google user
★★★★★
"The premier mobile cattle battle."
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"This is the most realistic beef cut war simulation war game. No need to look elsewhere."
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★
"As a ludum dare entry this is what it is, and just like the lingering doubt over what you have experienced the app window hangs around obstructing other apps until you reset the phone."
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★
"This is the sort of thing that drunken banter and nonsense conversations are made of. In a way, it`s jesus."
Version: 1.1
Neur
★★★★★
"Such a creative Developer"
A Google user
★★★
"Have I really just seen this? 3 stars for the sounds"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"When you`ve got beef you`ve got beef. I was a young wilderbeast before the war of 1952. Beef war saved my life."
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"The essence of gaming"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"Looked up worst apps, still loved it"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"One of the best FPS simulators for Android. Highly reccomend, download today!"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"What in the hell"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★
"I mean.....it has beef....and tanks...."
Version: 1.1
Harry Walker
★★★★★
"Absolutely exquisite"
A Google user
★★★★
"I find this app very offensive my mother was killed by a prime rib"
Version: 1.1
A Google user
★★★★★
"And so we finally meat. You; the greatest mobile game creator of all time! Me; the greatest reviewer of all time. And now, our battle begins. And so I am bested, nay-humbled by you, Captain. I`ve finally met a game that I could not find fault in. The epitome of gaming creation. But sadly it seems that you`ve left us. There`s not been a release from your god-like mind in years. Where have you gone oh master of digital perfection? Why have you left us? Are we not worthy? Of course we`re not but you`ve graced your glory upon us many times before so it can`t be that you`ve left us in our time of need. You must have travelled back to your home planet to find further enlightenment as to gift us with more unrivalled perfection in the future. I understand it may take some time to reach your home world and then to return so I will hold my breath until you do. Update: I`ve died from asphyxiation, I probably shouldn`t have held my breath."
Version: 1.1