No Brian - The Dumbest Game
No Brian - The Dumbest Game
Bad game design, horrible experience, potentially 18+
Reviews
27.11%
10.08%
7.75%
7.75%
47.31%
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★★
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651 rates
242 rates
186 rates
186 rates
1,136 rates
Comments
Derek C Reed
★★★★★
"What the f*** my war-addled, infinite cyclically recurring heart"
Version: 1.1.2
"What the f*** my war-addled, infinite cyclically recurring heart"
Version: 1.1.2
A Google user
★
"Hideous makes me wanna vomit 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮"
"Hideous makes me wanna vomit 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮"
A Google user
★★★★
"It`s ok but I got pretty far then I had to feed him THE FOOD MACHINE WOULD NOT APPEAR!!! He died. That was not my fault and it cost one of my lives >:-("
Version: 1.1.2
"It`s ok but I got pretty far then I had to feed him THE FOOD MACHINE WOULD NOT APPEAR!!! He died. That was not my fault and it cost one of my lives >:-("
Version: 1.1.2
A Google user
★
"Stupid little piece of... Never mind."
Version: 1.1.2
"Stupid little piece of... Never mind."
Version: 1.1.2
Andrew Brown
★
"Not likely that I`m doing this all wrong. I can`t get the hypo to administer not even once. I mean I`ve tried everything so far I`m at 3000. It`s evolving but still I gotta die every single time it`s sick. Like for real I`ve watched videos and it isn`t happening the same way when I attempt it. I mean I`ve been beating my head against the wall. Because I don`t have many games get me caught up like I`m a complete retard. Let`s face it I`m not retarded at all. So something is wrong with this game."
Version: 1.1.2
"Not likely that I`m doing this all wrong. I can`t get the hypo to administer not even once. I mean I`ve tried everything so far I`m at 3000. It`s evolving but still I gotta die every single time it`s sick. Like for real I`ve watched videos and it isn`t happening the same way when I attempt it. I mean I`ve been beating my head against the wall. Because I don`t have many games get me caught up like I`m a complete retard. Let`s face it I`m not retarded at all. So something is wrong with this game."
Version: 1.1.2
A Google user
★
"This is a great game and I totally recommend it. There is just one problem and that`s sometimes my creature will start to evolve when in midair and the whole game freezes."
Version: 1.1.2
"This is a great game and I totally recommend it. There is just one problem and that`s sometimes my creature will start to evolve when in midair and the whole game freezes."
Version: 1.1.2
A Google user
★
"There is no point to this game! Every single time u mess up it dies! Do not get this game"
Version: 1.1.2
"There is no point to this game! Every single time u mess up it dies! Do not get this game"
Version: 1.1.2
A Google user
★
"Stupid just stupid"
Version: 1.1.2
"Stupid just stupid"
Version: 1.1.2
A Google user
★★★★★
"Whatever happened to your cute cannon based game with multiplayer? Where did that go?"
Version: 1.0.1
"Whatever happened to your cute cannon based game with multiplayer? Where did that go?"
Version: 1.0.1
A Google user
★★★
"I almost got killed in that game 😵"
"I almost got killed in that game 😵"
A Google user
★★★★★
"My brian flipped over... Well he knows a trick lol"
Version: 1.1.2
"My brian flipped over... Well he knows a trick lol"
Version: 1.1.2
channel of the brick
★★★★★
"People are stupid complaining how the brain keeps dying thats the point of the game it`s supposed to be dumb and stupid it`s in the title it I don`t understand how people get mad your supposed to take it slow"
Version: 1.1.2
"People are stupid complaining how the brain keeps dying thats the point of the game it`s supposed to be dumb and stupid it`s in the title it I don`t understand how people get mad your supposed to take it slow"
Version: 1.1.2
Coffee cat
★★★★
"Bit of a pain but that is what Brian is about."
Version: 1.1.2
"Bit of a pain but that is what Brian is about."
Version: 1.1.2
Cerys Johnson
★★
"Why is it so hard to feed him? Grabbing the food n giving it to him is unnecessarily hard"
Version: 1.1.2
"Why is it so hard to feed him? Grabbing the food n giving it to him is unnecessarily hard"
Version: 1.1.2
A Google user
★★★
"i like it, but i just don`t know where to put the needle. i put it at the bottom, it just goes through brian and kills him."
Version: 1.1.2
"i like it, but i just don`t know where to put the needle. i put it at the bottom, it just goes through brian and kills him."
Version: 1.1.2
Will Ornelas
★★★★★
"I`ve come back to Brian after a long time and I`m hoping the final evolution no longer breaks and makes it unplayable I`ll report back about it. Very original game but definitely not for leisure, don`t look away from the screen players! I`m using Android btw. One last comment, please fix the music player I spent 15 dollars to help convince ya it always defaults to playing music. I`m curious why you changed it to No Brian when it used to be just Brian. Do you hate the little guy?"
Version: 1.1.2
"I`ve come back to Brian after a long time and I`m hoping the final evolution no longer breaks and makes it unplayable I`ll report back about it. Very original game but definitely not for leisure, don`t look away from the screen players! I`m using Android btw. One last comment, please fix the music player I spent 15 dollars to help convince ya it always defaults to playing music. I`m curious why you changed it to No Brian when it used to be just Brian. Do you hate the little guy?"
Version: 1.1.2
Hier Kafka
★
"I didn`t understand this game."
Version: 1.1.2
"I didn`t understand this game."
Version: 1.1.2
WhDiMaMoThYoLi Tn-WE
★
"is it 500k or 100k? get your story straight"
Version: 1.1.2
"is it 500k or 100k? get your story straight"
Version: 1.1.2
Soph de woof
★★★★
"Pretty cool but he dies easily"
"Pretty cool but he dies easily"
A Google user
★★★★★
"It`s violent... I love it and I`m 10"
"It`s violent... I love it and I`m 10"
com.sweatychair.brian
Installs: 100,000+
(384,279 at
2023-10-15 22:00:36)
Version: 1.1.2
Category: Simulation Games
Pegi : Everyone 10+
Publish Date : Jul 13, 2016
Update Date : 2017-02-10
Android Version : 2.3
Ad Supported : Yes
In-App-Purchase : $1.49 - $14.99 per item
Version: 1.1.2
Category: Simulation Games
Pegi : Everyone 10+
Publish Date : Jul 13, 2016
Update Date : 2017-02-10
Android Version : 2.3
Ad Supported : Yes
In-App-Purchase : $1.49 - $14.99 per item
Available on
Publisher
Sweaty Chair Studio
100 George St
Parramatta, NSW 2150
Australia
https://www.sweatychair.com/brian
chicka@sweatychair.com
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100 George St
Parramatta, NSW 2150
Australia
https://www.sweatychair.com/brian
chicka@sweatychair.com
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DESCRIPTION
500,000+ downloads all over the world!
Brian is a physics-based, digital pet, side-scrolling pet game.
Brian is a very fragile, sensitive brain-like blob, that requires the utmost care. By injecting DNA to Brian it could mutate to different forms like Angel Brian with spider legs, Chicken Leg Brian with Tentacle arms, tentacle Brian with human ears, anything is possible.
As you the mad scientist, creator and father of Brian it`s your sole responsibility to take good care of it or it will explode into happiness.
What happen if your Brian died? Buy another one!
Features:
- Cuteness, adorable with a little bit of contrast
- Deadly obstacles: slope, river, mines, lasers, missiles
- Lot of props and backgrounds to unlock in the adventures
- Most likely broken physics
- Pet evolutions and mutations
- Maybe a little bit of black humour
* DON`T LOSE YOUR SYRINGES AND PROPS! *
Sign-in with Google Play. All your syringes and props will be saved to your Google Play account!
# Require access to the following permissions #
- Store screenshots: WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE permission
Brian is a physics-based, digital pet, side-scrolling pet game.
Brian is a very fragile, sensitive brain-like blob, that requires the utmost care. By injecting DNA to Brian it could mutate to different forms like Angel Brian with spider legs, Chicken Leg Brian with Tentacle arms, tentacle Brian with human ears, anything is possible.
As you the mad scientist, creator and father of Brian it`s your sole responsibility to take good care of it or it will explode into happiness.
What happen if your Brian died? Buy another one!
Features:
- Cuteness, adorable with a little bit of contrast
- Deadly obstacles: slope, river, mines, lasers, missiles
- Lot of props and backgrounds to unlock in the adventures
- Most likely broken physics
- Pet evolutions and mutations
- Maybe a little bit of black humour
* DON`T LOSE YOUR SYRINGES AND PROPS! *
Sign-in with Google Play. All your syringes and props will be saved to your Google Play account!
# Require access to the following permissions #
- Store screenshots: WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE permission
RECENT CHANGES
Thank you very much for liking Brian. We are very surprised it has achieved 100,000 downloads all over the world! Now we bring you the NEW 1.1.2, which fixed most major bugs and added some feature for progression, so you can enjoy more the adventure with Brian!
- Added props collection achievements, unlock them all!
- Tweaked the food tube for players who still don’t know where it should be dragged.
- Minor UI changes.
- Added props collection achievements, unlock them all!
- Tweaked the food tube for players who still don’t know where it should be dragged.
- Minor UI changes.
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